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i've decided to chuck away all the lesson plans and markings tonight.

della and i were chatting on msn - about our teaching stints and all.
we are always fond of giving each other virtual massages so tonight wasnt an exception.

so we were pretending that i was messaging the lower-half of her body (yeah, freak, i know!),
when suddenly, she "made" a 'PROOOOOOOT' sound, indicating that she was farting.

farting = kentot.

[c=4]@[/c][c=3]>--[/c] [c=10]Dix & Della Beckham[/c=13] [c=4]<3[/c] says:
hahahaha
siak jee
pasal kentut pun kawin
kite kawin bukan nk kentut ngan each other!
bayangkn eh kau carik suami menggunekan kentut
hahahaha

donna dakota. says:
mana tau
haha

[c=4]@[/c][c=3]>--[/c] [c=10]Dix & Della Beckham[/c=13] [c=4]<3[/c] says:
gi dating
pastu kau kentut ahh

donna dakota. says:
aku jln sblh lelaki handsome,
aku kentot
then aku wink
hahahahah!

[c=4]@[/c][c=3]>--[/c] [c=10]Dix & Della Beckham[/c=13] [c=4]<3[/c] says:
kalau die tk nk kau lagi.. tk bleh jadi kawin
HAHAH
baik kape!!
baik sak pick up
lelaki nampak kau... pastu die kentut kt kau

donna dakota. says:
mesti dier teruja
dier ikot aku alek

[c=4]@[/c][c=3]>--[/c] [c=10]Dix & Della Beckham[/c=13] [c=4]<3[/c] says:
pastu die ckp... you smell lovely

donna dakota. says:
THATS A FREAK SAK
aku lari

[c=4]@[/c][c=3]>--[/c] [c=10]Dix & Della Beckham[/c=13] [c=4]<3[/c] says:
hahahah
aku nk cobe pikat matair aku mcm gitu ah
hahahahahahaha
kentut kt die pastu wink

donna dakota. says:
kau try ah
kalau satu hari dier dh tk contact kau agi,
jgn salahkan aku

[c=4]@[/c][c=3]>--[/c] [c=10]Dix & Della Beckham[/c=13] [c=4]<3[/c] says:
make sure kene ade bunyi tau
lagi kuat, lagi bagus daya tarikannye

donna dakota. says:
pastu mesti de echo
like the small small sounds after the main kentut
cam terkencit!

donna dakota. says:
eh babi sak
aku ketawe sorg2 skrg

[c=4]@[/c][c=3]>--[/c] [c=10]Dix & Della Beckham[/c=13] [c=4]<3[/c] says:
perangai kentut sak kau

[c=4]@[/c][c=3]>--[/c] [c=10]Dix & Della Beckham[/c=13] [c=4]<3[/c] says:
hahahahaha
siak je
harapkan innocent jee
cikgu lahh
tapi perangaii kentut
kau cobe at kt anak murid kau
die buat bising... kau kentut kt die sikit

donna dakota. says:
mesti dier diam
diam sampai end of yr exams!
eh kalau gitu aku nk kentot at ALL OF MY STUDENTS

[c=4]@[/c][c=3]>--[/c] [c=10]Dix & Della Beckham[/c=13] [c=4]<3[/c] says:
sekali buat exams dpt a

donna dakota. says:
psl bau kentot aku

donna dakota. says:
k set
monday aku discuss ngan teachers sume
THEN SUME ADOPT THAT METHOD
mana2 aku jln,
cikgu2 sume kentot

c=4]@[/c][c=3]>--[/c] [c=10]Dix & Della Beckham[/c=13] [c=4]<3[/c] says:
hahahahah
nampak budak.. prooot.. ah ambek kau

[c=4]@[/c][c=3]>--[/c] [c=10]Dix & Della Beckham[/c=13] [c=4]<3[/c] says:
hhahaahah
pastu kau ajar kt budak2 kau
aku rase kn
cikgu yg ajar health education pun nk kene adopt this new method
buat lagu kentut kasi dorang nyanyi

donna dakota. says:
eh sume tkya greet cikgu ah
diorg kentot
hahahhaa
cikgu masok sume kentot

i cant believe i just blogged about farting.
i love this girl. we'll entertain each other like nobody's business.

well, im meeting my rifleman tomorrow :)